new year’s resolution

try and guess what my new year’s resolution is.

Too late, it’s to not let this badass blog banner go to waste.  So I’ll make an effort to actually update this thing more often than every four to five months.

So I’ll try and catch up in healthy-sized rants, but tonight’s new year’s eve and there’s a goddamn bassline getting rehearsed directly underneath my chair, so I’m not going to start right now.  Instead I’ll just say that if I don’t post in the next few days it will be because I’m in prison for using a bass string as a garrote and brutally murdering an apartment full of inconsiderate revelers.

Also, we got a dog.